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say what?
wanna hang out?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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