I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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