Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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