Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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