I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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