oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Vodka?
Forever.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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