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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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