Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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