that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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