And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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