porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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