Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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