So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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