found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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