Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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