maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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