Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize