guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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