I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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