do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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