no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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