My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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