i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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