She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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