I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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