Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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