All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
There are leaves in my underwear?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
