I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
People with herpes should wear stickers.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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