Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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