No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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