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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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