I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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