so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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