cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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