she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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