Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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