I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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