Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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