Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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