their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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