yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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