absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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