why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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