Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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