Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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