How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
