Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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