i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Randomize
