She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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