he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I need to align my fucking chakras
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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