ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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