Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
