I wish I only lived at night.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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