I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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